By Rick Williams
When I learned of motorboatin'
my mind just reeled with thought.
In daydream I was floatin'
my concentration: it was shot.
I thought of all those times
of motorboatin' that I've done,
I was young and in my prime
when I experienced all that fun.
Now that I know exactly how
to do the right face-plants,
I want to do them over now
but doubt I'll get the chance.
