By Rick Williams
I like to do stuff in my shop,
but not like most folks do.
You see, I putter in the nude,
wearing nothing but my shoes!
It's a lot less trouble to clean dirt
from skin instead of clothes,
but all the hazards on the floor
mean shoes for feet and toes.
Folks would likely gasp wide-eyed
if they saw me working there;
especially when I'm grinding steel
with sparks near you-know-where!
In summer I get pretty warm--
even undressed all the way,
but I can't roll up the garage door--
I'd be a neighborhood display.
You know the double standard
about people with no clothes?
Yeah, women get away with it,
but men don't dare expose.
Someday someone may surprise
and catch me while I'm bare,
but I am willing to play the odds
they'll not catch me unaware.
I love that I don't have to hide
like many husbands do;
my wife occasionally visits me
because she's a nudist too!
