Monday, June 11, 2012

Rhymes for the Workplace Bathroom

By Rick Williams


[I wrote each of these to combat specific problems where I used to work]


Apparently from what I am seeing
you pick your nose while you are peeing.
Please stop it quick
'fore we get sick.
On that we're all agreeing.
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To flush these you must do it quick;
don't pull the handle slow.
You have to do it with a flick
to stop the water's flow.

Unless you really like to mop
the floor up every day,
flush it quick so it will stop
and dry our feet will stay.

1 comment:

rch said...

haha good ones! Thanks for the link and I added you in mine, look forward to reading more.